I was going to buy me a kitten I haven't seen yet, and excitedly planned to call it Sirius Black, after my fave Harry Potter character. But when I saw the picture, he didn't look like a Sirius Black at all. I was crestfallen.
Anne to Alvin: (wailing) Honey, this kitten doesn't look like Sirius Black at all!
Alvin to Anne: (amused) Honey, Sirius Black is not a cat.
Then he calls me Baby Gurr... like before.
And I melt away.